Theory on "Everlasting" Relationships

Ok... let WL state with a Kantian certainty that there are no relationships that last forever. This means that all marriages, and I do mean ALL THE FUCKING MARRIAGES are bound to FAIL.

When you say "I do", you are sowing the seeds of your breakup. Don't say WL didn't warn you!!!

But then again, WL has been working around the premise that all relationships will end up with failure, and he comes up with a way to cheat this inevitable fate. Smart right? Well, sort of. WL has identified was causes relationships to fail - People. Yes... WL hypothesizes that it is everyone on this globe (save the couple in question) that causes relationship to fail. Why?

Let's run through a list of reasons why things don't work out:
1) Guy go round fucking other girls and keeping mistresses. People - Other girls out there.
2) In-law problems. People - Your parents.
3) Guy/Girl not happy with their relationship status cause their friends couple X are doing this and they are not. People - Other couples.
4) Guy/Girl not happy with their relationship status cause they think it can be better cause he/she heard that... etc. People - Society in general.
5) Fall in love with a "better" partner. People - Other persons in the world.

In fact, WL challenge you to identify one reason for a relationship failure that does not involve People. There is NONE!!!

Henceforth, WL hypothesize, to truly save your relationship, you should isolate yourself from the rest of the world. Best if the rest of the world just died off... then you two would be the only persons in the planet! No comparisons to make. No need to fall in love with a 3rd-party. Nobody trying to influence you what your relationship should be like.

In fact, I would go so far as to say, if there was only two persons in existence. Me and You (if you're not a girl then skip this part). WL would say that you the girl would like WL. In fact, you would love WL. Ok... I see the pukes coming now. Why? Cause simply you have no basis of comparison that WL sucks. If WL doesn't give you flowers, you would never complain. Cause in the first place, you would never know that guys give flowers.

You get the picture...